MEME OF AWKWARD

You shall be putting your OCs through several insanely awkward situations.
So, you know the drill, list 10 of your OCs or people from any anime/book/movie/manga/game that you want:

1. Septious
2. Lokia
3. Trolli
4. Vega
5. Kastet
6. Kali Kress
7. Tavros
8. Gamzee
9. Eridan
10. Sollux


1. Nice to meet them. Guess what—Ten is going to marry four in a marriage arranged by one. How would this end up like?
Vega: I-KNEW-IT! YOU-WERE-THE-MASTER-MIND-BEHIND-THIS-WHOLE-THINGGGGGGGGG!
Sollux: how the fuck wa2 2he the ma2ter miind? That doe2nt make any 2en2e….
Septious: wtf am I evn dng hre……wht the fck am I dng arrngng mrrages….

2. Seven decides to crash it. Reaction?
Tavros: uHHHH,,, sTOP, i, uH, oBJECT? wHYYYYYYYY?

3. Five finds out that he/she is of the opposite gender. How does two react?
Kastet:-looking around awkwardly-I….I-I'm afraid I don'tt gett itt…
Lokia: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! NO WAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!-falls over laughing-


4. Eight and nine suddenly get turned into pastries. What pastries are they and what happens?
Gamzee would be some sort of slime-related Halloween pastry xD…. Like a black lava cake filled with green edible slime or something… And Eridan would be a…. pastry nobody likes xD….
Gamzee: Yo MoThErFuCkEr, Im A pAsTrY ) hOnK
Eridan: Wwell wwhat the fuck!

5. Six decides to go to a strip club and finds three, one and two stripping with Miley Cyrus. Reaction?
Kali Kress: Oh fuck no….. I'm not going to a strip club….---Wtf is with the last part….
Trolli, Septious, Lokia:-apparently stripping with Miley Cyrus-QwQ HELP WE NEED ADULTS! RAPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Trolli:-flips her shit and shoots Miley Cyrus-

6. Anyway, authorities break in and arrest three, one and two. Two gets deported to Fiji because the stupid policeman thought he was from Oceania. Now what do any of these ten or people from your selected fandom/fic/whatever do about it?
Trolli: HELL it WASN'T on PURPOSE! She WAS raping US!
Septious: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF im to yng for jailllllllll D;
Lokia: WHAT NOW? IM not going to FIJI---wait Fiji sounds nice….
Everyone else but Tav:-chillaxin at the pool-
Tav: D': nOOOOOO

7. So, seven is walking along the city streets, minding his own business whenever he mauled by a pack of unicorns and then further flatten by a giant pancake that randomly falls from the sky. What does eight do to save him?
Tav: oH GOG, i, uH, nEED HELPPP D:{
Gamzee: HoLd On TaVbRo!-saves him somehow xD-


8. BROOKLYN RAGE~~ Anyway, Ten, nine, two, and four are sitting around eating breakfast when four suddenly wins a free beer and cake tour of Austria (the greatest country on Earth next to Canada), except he has to nine, ten, three and two with him. How does this end up?
-awkwardly quiet—Vega walks in-
Sollux:……
Eridan:……
Lokia:….-back from Fiji xD-
Vega:……-pours a bowl of cereal-….-tour pass falls into bowl—reads it-…OH-FUCK-YES, I-WON-A-FREE-CAKE-AND-WINE-TOUR-OF-AUSTRIA! I-get-to-take-you-guys-with-me-:'D!.....Oh-joy, Eridan-has-to-go-ewe…
It would end up great xD?


9. So, despite their different, nine, ten, two, and four are at the airport getting checked by the security like they always do these days since 9/11. Two gets pulled out and patted down because the idiotic security guard thought that she/he might be hiding some weaponry. What does she/he do?
Lokia:-trololololol—flips her shit right there and then-OH MA GAWG WHAT ARE YOU DOING! RAPISTS!!!!
Vega:-face palm-You-already-got-sent-to-Fiji-so-cut-that-shit-out…

10. Whatever she/he did, it really pissed off a lot of the other homeland security agents. So they decide to ship two off Haerbin, China, a rural area of northeastern China that borders Russia and is among one of the crappiest places in China. What does two or anyone else do?
Vega, Sollux, Eridan:…..Welp. Oh well.
-meanwhile-
Lokia: WELL…. THIS SUCKS.

11. So, anyway, nine, four and ten were walking along the streets of Salzburg when three gets robbed by a Gypsy. What does three do?
Eridan, Vega, Sollux: o-o…. Wtf…
Vega: Trolli, the-fuck-are-you-doing-here xD?
Trolli:-kicks Gypsy-FFFFFFFF-raeg-

12. Well, that was awkward. Nine, four, three and ten decide to go on the Vienna Wine Trail, which tours about 700 wineries and vineyards. The four of them get totally wasted. They wake up in Museum Moderner Kunst (Museum of Modern Art), and they find that in their drunkenness they have dismantled a priceless Romantic-era masterpiece that had just been recovered from being destroyed by the Nazi Regime. Which one is most likely the one that dismantled it, why and what the hell are they going to do?

In reality, it probably would have been either Vega or Trolli…. But always blame Eridan xD…. Vega is a stumbling drunk…. A very bad stumbling drunk……. BUT BLAME ERIDAN!
Vega, Trolli, Sollux:-point at Eridan-WTF DID YOU DO?!
Eridan: I didn't do anything!-tries to fix it-Wwell fuck…


13. Well, that was stupid of them. So the Austrian authorities have had enough of these four and ship them off to Haerbin where nine is. The five of them meet up with nine and the rest of the ten and they have a karaoke party on the frozen, industrial polluted river in frigid, minus twenty degree temperature! So, they get drunk on hardcore vodka!

All of them sing Born This Way, except Eridan who wishes he could get it on but that doesn't happen, then Lokia falls through thin ice and Tav has to fish her out… Vega… derp not gonna go there…. Kali is probably the only SOBER one there, besides Tav. Septious is a quiet drunk so it doesn't matter what the fuck she does… Sollux… Not gonna go there either…. Gamzee is already high he doesn't need to be drunk to…. Kastet… I have no fucking idea what she does xD. And Trolli..... lord knows. xD.


14. Alright, what did your bastards do this time? Turns out in their drunkenness they broke into a nuclear research facility and had launched a nuke at the capital of Iran. NOT. GOOD. Pretty much the entire Middle East declares war on China, Japan, US, Canada and the EU the very next day, turning into World War III with nukes flying everywhere. Seeing as your lucky ten are to blame since they can't hold their liquor, what do they do?
….-book it-


15. Well, whatever they did, it didn't end well for them. Celebrate the utter death of your OCs and the Nuclear Holocaust by tagging any amount of people!! And thanks for playing! If you aren't going to tag anyone, what does your OCs have to say about this meme?
I tag SkyTheKid, YinYang1220, Hikaru-ChanxPein, ambiixp, ToxinHawk and what not xD